Don't let Google Translate
write on your skin forever.

Chinese & Japanese tattoo checks by AI trained on 25 years of tattoo fails — verified by native speakers. Results in 60 seconds.

60s instant results 2 languages Chinese · Japanese kanji Human-verified certificate option £0 to check

🔍 Instant Tattoo Check

FREE
Try: strength freedom family forever jessica 無料

Consulting dictionary…

JudMyToo · INSTANT CHECKAI RESULT — UNSTAMPED

Like it? Get 8 calligraphy styles, stencil files & sizing guide — or the human-verified certificate.

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It happens to the best of us.

Real tattoos, really inked, really permanent. All of these would have been caught by a free 60-second check.

They wanted: “Mysterious”
It reads: “Strange / odd”
As seen on a very famous pop star, 2001
無料
They wanted: “Freedom”
It reads: “Free of charge”
Documented by Hanzi Smatter
They wanted: “Friendship”
It reads: “Ugly / shameful”
The artist “was sure” it was right

How it works

Built for speed. No calls, no waiting, no guesswork.

1

Tell us the idea

Type your word, phrase or name — or paste characters someone gave you. Our engine reads intent, not just words: “strength” after beating illness is not the same character as gym strength.

2

Get the verdict in 60s

Correct characters, pronunciation, meaning breakdown, alternatives — plus cultural & slang warnings and Chinese/Japanese divergence checks that generic translators never mention.

3

Take the pack to your artist

Download tattoo-ready calligraphy in 8 styles with stencil outlines and sizing guides. Or add the human-verified certificate — a native speaker stamps it before you ink it.

Pricing

Check for free. Pay only when you're ready to ink.

FREE CHECK

£0
INSTANT
SAMPLE RESULT
✓ VERIFIED自由zìyóu — "freedom"
⚠ 免費 means "free of charge" — trap avoided
  • Meaning & correctness check
  • Cultural & slang warnings
  • Chinese / Japanese divergence alert
  • Calligraphy files
  • Certificate
Run a free check

STAMPED & CERTIFIED

£39.99 one-off
WITHIN 24 HOURS
YOUR SIGNED CERTIFICATE
CERTIFICATE OF MEANING
"Unbreakable perseverance" · verified in Chinese & Japanese
Verified by native speaker
JudMyToo · London
  • Everything in Ink Pack
  • Reviewed by a native speaker
  • Signed Certificate of Meaning (PDF)
  • QR code page explaining your tattoo
  • One free revision round
Join the waitlist

Tattoo studio? Ask about JudMyToo for Studios — unlimited checks for your clients, from £49.99/mo. Coming soon.

The Stamp is the product.

CERTIFICATE OF MEANING

"Unbreakable perseverance; strength of will."
Verified correct in Traditional Chinese
and Japanese kanji reading.
Verified by native speaker
JudMyToo · London
Cert. No. JM-2026-00417

A tattoo is forever. So is our name on the certificate.

Anyone can give you a translation. We put our stamp on it — a document signed by a native speaker, with a QR code your friends (and every Chinese-speaking person who ever squints at your arm) can scan to see exactly what it means and why it's right.

If we stamp it, we stand behind it.

We're stamping the final details.

JudMyToo launches soon. Join the waitlist — first 100 members get their Ink Pack free at launch.

No spam. One email when we open the doors.

Questions

Why not just use ChatGPT? It's free.

Try asking it for "turtle" — it will correctly give you 龜, and never mention that turtle-words are a well-known insult in Chinese slang. Generic AI answers the question you asked. JudMyToo answers the question you should have asked: it force-checks slang traps, cultural connotations, Chinese/Japanese divergence and tattoo aesthetics on every single query — then a human stamps it if you want certainty.

Chinese or Japanese — which do I pick?

Many characters are shared but some diverge in meaning (手紙 is "letter" in Japanese, "toilet paper" in Chinese). Every JudMyToo check screens both readings automatically, because your tattoo will be read by both communities.

What do I actually receive in the Ink Pack?

A ZIP with your characters rendered in 8 licensed calligraphy styles as high-res PNG + vector SVG, stencil outline files your artist can transfer directly, a sizing guide by placement, and both Traditional and Simplified versions with our recommendation.

Can you check a tattoo I already have?

Yes — upload a photo. Photo checks are always human-reviewed (stylised tattoo lettering is where automated reading fails, and where honesty matters most), so they're part of the Certified tier.

What if the certified translation is wrong?

Full refund plus we'll pay for a consultation with a cover-up artist. In 25 years of documented tattoo fails, none came from a service willing to put that in writing. We are.

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